I’m a kept man, I’m a body for hire;
I was born to fulfill every woman’s desires.
I shop, I’ll clean, I’ll even praise the Lord;
All of your needs get met when I come on board.
*****
I have a firm body, which is tight, strong, a perfect physique;
Just one of the requirements of the kept man’s technique.
When I go out with my woman, all eyes are on me;
But I know my job well; my woman is the only one I see.
*****
I’ll rock your world, make you laugh, scream and shout;
To satisfy your sexual need is all that I’m about.
I’ll lay with you in bed and sooth your aching soul;
I’ll make sweet love to you, your head and heart I’ll hold.
*****
You can call me what you want - you’ll have to admit
I look good;
I’ll be the talk and the life of your neighborhood.
You’ll be the jealous envy of every woman you know;
They’ll wonder where you found me, and why I love you so.
*****
Oh yes, I’m a kept man, but let’s be real ladies, I’m not free.
One must pay for my services all the time, if you want me.
I must be fed well, have good clothes, and live
high on the hog;
In return I will love you, cherish you, and never treat you like a dog.
*****
I’ll stay as long as the pay is good and plenty;
You’ll never have a regret as long as you’re not on empty.
For your sweet, handsome kept man is a body for hire;
For money, I’ll fulfill all your needs, your wants and desires.
©4/2001